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Samurai Abstinence Patrol letra
In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan
Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man
Who proclaimed no sex until you are married
They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry
500 years later
Two heroes were born
One clothed in blue spandex
The other in scorn
They were Ninja Sex Party
They had but one quest:
To bring sex to the masses
Cause that shit is the best!
In a super hot orgy
With ten girls and a mime
Danny thrusted so hard
He ripped a hole in space-time
Each hump could be seen
In the ancient night sky
Graphic shots of Dan's
Nuts were in healthy supply
Arin and Barry knew
They had to act fast
They jumped through to the future
Cause they were dicks from the past
They landed two feet from where NSP was rocking
And screamed
Danny, it's your cock that we now will be blocking!
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
To control all our junk is their one true goal
It's a battle for boners and rock and roll
Ninja Brian will stab them in the soul (And the face!)
What could this mean for Ninja Sex Party?
Will our heroes be stopped from their boning spree?
And will Danny get first place in his spelling bee?
The championship word is nomenclature!
Uh, n,o, c
Fuck it!
The orgy ground to a halt and they took it outside
The girls just went home, the mime probably died
Brian ran at Arin while Barry started screaming
Could we really have a future in a world without creaming?
All hell broke loose with the insane war cry
Arin soared through the air. Apparently, he can fly
Danny French kissed a girl like he was king of Versailles
Brian stabbed some random guy with a different guy
The battle raged on 'til the city was wrecked
But the two sides began to have a mutual respect
Goddamn! Arin yelled. You must sure love to slam!
You don't even know, said Danny. That shit is my jam!
A union was formed between both rival camps
And they both started rocking using NSP's amps
But the ceasefire ended and the battle resumed
'Cause Danny whipped out his nuts and the alliance was doomed
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
Now their tale will be passed down in sacred scrolls
They were voted most douchey in a recent poll
Independently conducted by Danny and Brian
Is the story over or has it just begun?
Has the battle for boning been lost or won?
The question is a deep and important one
Just like how in God's name do you spell nomenclature?
Here we go: n, r
This is literally fucking impossible!
Ninja Sex Party - Letras
- 6969
- Accept My Shaft
- Africa
- Attitude City
- Best Friends Forever!
- Cookies!
- Cool Patrol
- Dance 'Til You Stop (feat. Tom Cardy)
- Danny Don't You Know
- Dinosaur Laser Fight
- Don't Lose My Number
- Dragon Slayer
- Everybody Wants To Rule The World
- First Date
- GFY
- Heat Of The Moment
- I Don't Know What We're Talking About
- I Just Want To (Dance)
- If We Were Gay
- In Your Eyes
- Jump
- Limelight
- Madrigal
- Manticore
- Misunderstanding
- More Than a Feeling
- No Reason Boner
- NSP Theme Song
- Objects Of Desire
- Orgy For One
- Peppermint Creams
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- Puppies In Space
- Release The Kraken
- Rhinoceratops Vs. Superpuma
- Road Trip
- Rock With You
- Samurai Abstinence Patrol
- Sex Training
- Something About You
- Subdivisions
- Take On Me
- The Burning Down
- The Decision
- The Last Unicorn
- Three Minutes Of Ecstasy
- Unicorn Wizard
- Welcome To My Parents' House
- Wish You Were Here
- Wondering Tonight
- You Can Do Us!
- You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)
- Your Love
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