No Reason Boner letra

There are three, three, three kinds of erections
Some are sexual
Some occur during periods of nervous tension

But there's a mysterious third kind
That no one really understands
It happens when your shlong decides
To take matters into its own hands

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It baffles scientists
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This morning I was having breakfast
At the midtown diner
The bagel was delicious
And the coleslaw couldn't be finer

I got a weird look from the waitress
When I asked her for the check
I looked down an realized
I was one hundred percent erect

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I like coleslaw but not that much
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Now things are a little awkward
Between my mailman and I
That was not my best lie
I was just covering up for my

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That was the wrong kind of package to mail
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This is no laughing matter
This is not some kind of game
I can tuck away my johnson
But I can never tuck away the shame

It can happen anytime
It can happen anywhere
When the loch ness monster
Decides he wants to randomly come up for air

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You're ruining my life
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Why?

Ninja Sex Party - Letras

• 6969
• Accept My Shaft
• Africa
• Attitude City
• Best Friends Forever!
• Cookies!
• Cool Patrol
• Dance 'Til You Stop (feat. Tom Cardy)
• Danny Don't You Know
• Dinosaur Laser Fight
• Don't Lose My Number
• Dragon Slayer
• Everybody Wants To Rule The World
• First Date
• GFY
• Heat Of The Moment
• I Don't Know What We're Talking About
• I Just Want To (Dance)
• If We Were Gay
• In Your Eyes
• Jump
• Limelight
• Madrigal
• Manticore
• Misunderstanding
• More Than a Feeling
• No Reason Boner
• NSP Theme Song
• Objects Of Desire
• Orgy For One
• Peppermint Creams
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• Puppies In Space
• Release The Kraken
• Rhinoceratops Vs. Superpuma
• Road Trip
• Rock With You
• Samurai Abstinence Patrol
• Sex Training
• Something About You
• Subdivisions
• Take On Me
• The Burning Down
• The Decision
• The Last Unicorn
• Three Minutes Of Ecstasy
• Unicorn Wizard
• Welcome To My Parents' House
• Wish You Were Here
• Wondering Tonight
• You Can Do Us!
• You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)
• Your Love