Sex Training letra

So you want to be a great lover
Ninja Sex Party will help you train
So much knowledge to discover
We'll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain

Let's go! It's time for sex training
Put on your weightlifting gloves and a thong
You've been chosen by angels
Now you're the master of your destiny and your shlong

Lesson one

You need to sharpen your senses
So get in the closet and contemplate boobs
We'll wait out here with your girlfriend
Unrelated question:
Where do you keep all your lube?

Rock on! Now stay in that closet
You rule! And also we locked you inside
There is no reason to doubt us
This is what happens when science and romance collide

Lesson two

Now you should buy us all nachos
But not for yourself. You're training. No food!
And get an energy drink for your girlfriend
She needs to rehydrate
Although we've been giving her fluids

Oh yeah! You don't have to pay us
We're just happy that we could help
You can come back in an hour
Fondle my balls!
Sorry. I was talking to someone else

You're now a total dickmaster
All hail the Lord of Vaginas and Time!
Go forth and satisfy millions
Oh by the way we'll have sex with your girl at the chime

Yay!

Ninja Sex Party - Letras

• 6969
• Accept My Shaft
• Africa
• Attitude City
• Best Friends Forever!
• Cookies!
• Cool Patrol
• Dance 'Til You Stop (feat. Tom Cardy)
• Danny Don't You Know
• Dinosaur Laser Fight
• Don't Lose My Number
• Dragon Slayer
• Everybody Wants To Rule The World
• First Date
• GFY
• Heat Of The Moment
• I Don't Know What We're Talking About
• I Just Want To (Dance)
• If We Were Gay
• In Your Eyes
• Jump
• Limelight
• Madrigal
• Manticore
• Misunderstanding
• More Than a Feeling
• No Reason Boner
• NSP Theme Song
• Objects Of Desire
• Orgy For One
• Peppermint Creams
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• Puppies In Space
• Release The Kraken
• Rhinoceratops Vs. Superpuma
• Road Trip
• Rock With You
• Samurai Abstinence Patrol
• Sex Training
• Something About You
• Subdivisions
• Take On Me
• The Burning Down
• The Decision
• The Last Unicorn
• Three Minutes Of Ecstasy
• Unicorn Wizard
• Welcome To My Parents' House
• Wish You Were Here
• Wondering Tonight
• You Can Do Us!
• You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)
• Your Love